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What’s more fun than doing it alone?
Doing it with a ZOMBIE.
Escape routes. Defense plans. Survival kits. Really, isn’t time we put down the pitchforks and learned to live with the undead? Sure, Zombies may be brain-eating, virus-plagued monsters, but it doesn’t mean you can’t also have fun with a zombie.
After all, zombies have many redeeming qualities. Their focus is unmatched (and a real asset when looking for a bridge partner), their resiliency much celebrated (and ideal for working trade shows), and a zombie’s ability to assemble make them the perfect organizers for PTO meetings and home-shopping parties.
With 501 Things to Do With a Zombie, open-minded readers everywhere discover that infectious fun awaits when they let the undead into their lives, including:
#72. Have a pillow fight
#99. Decoupage
#104, Go to the mall (shop online)
#321. Go to Canada
#388. Tell dirty jokes
#401. Have a staring contest
#432. Take up swing dancing (Note: watch out for flying limbs)
Finally, with 501 Things to Do With a Zombie, zombie supporters can come out of the closet 9without machetes) and prove that we all can learn to love the undead!
AUTHOR:
J.C. Richards is an author and zombie activist who believes in accepting pretty much everyone, regardless of their mortality status.
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