Whatís more fun than doing it alone?
Doing it with a ZOMBIE.
Escape routes. Defense plans. Survival kits. Really, isnít time we put down the pitchforks and learned to live with the undead? Sure, Zombies may be brain-eating, virus-plagued monsters, but it doesnít mean you canít also have fun with a zombie.
After all, zombies have many redeeming qualities. Their focus is unmatched (and a real asset when looking for a bridge partner), their resiliency much celebrated (and ideal for working trade shows), and a zombieís ability to assemble make them the perfect organizers for PTO meetings and home-shopping parties.
With 501 Things to Do With a Zombie, open-minded readers everywhere discover that infectious fun awaits when they let the undead into their lives, including:
#72. Have a pillow fight
#104, Go to the mall (shop online)
#321. Go to Canada
#388. Tell dirty jokes
#401. Have a staring contest
#432. Take up swing dancing (Note: watch out for flying limbs)
Finally, with 501 Things to Do With a Zombie, zombie supporters can come out of the closet 9without machetes) and prove that we all can learn to love the undead!
J.C. Richards is an author and zombie activist who believes in accepting pretty much everyone, regardless of their mortality status.