Has anyone ever been flushed down a toilet?
Do aliens eat breakfast?
Whatever happened to Old Zealand?
You’ll find jaw-dropping answers to these and many more ridiculous yet pertinent questions in this follow-up to the hugely popular Does Anything Eat Shit?
This book represents the raised hand of every curious child sitting at the back of the class, singeing their tie on a Bunsen burner. It asks the questions no one dares to, boldly going beyond the realms of reason and providing answers that tweed-wearing teachers could never dream up. This unique blend of fact, fiction and farce will have you chortling, chuckling and wondering what on earth they teach in school these days.
Sarah Herman is a professional compulsive liar. She loves feeding birds, phallic objects and wearing socks in bed.
Lucy York was born with an over-active imagination. She hates mayo, has a strange fascination with Velcro and hopes that one day small people will rule the world.